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Farzam · 04-04-2008, 03:53 PM

http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=8082496

kcndizzle · 04-04-2008, 04:06 PM

Holy Toledo!?!?! That seems like it would chaffe?(sp?)

TooForOh · 04-04-2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kcndizzle

Holy Toledo!?!?! That seems like it would chaffe?(sp?)

lets hope it wasnt a wooden table. lol

Farzam · 04-04-2008, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by kcndizzle

Holy Toledo!?!?! That seems like it would chaffe?(sp?)

It's funny that you ask that, I was worried about that before my first time as well...but you learn a lot of trade secrets if you just kindly ask the gurus by the grill pits at your local parks late at night.

I personally like cocoa butter oil the most.

kcndizzle · 04-04-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Farzam

It's funny that you ask that, I was worried about that before my first time as well...but you learn a lot of trade secrets if you just kindly ask the gurus by the grill pits at your local parks late at night.

I personally like cocoa butter oil the most.

It looks like we're delving into a whole new type of sub-culture with this one. BTW, why did you find it necessary to drive all the way to Ohio to do this?

alindeman1989 · 04-04-2008, 04:23 PM

Man, I don't want to eat at picnic tables anymore.

ByeByeSti · 04-04-2008, 04:26 PM

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

hahahhahhaa what a jackass

DUFFM4N · 04-04-2008, 04:27 PM

wow....i uhm...WOW

powersteeringless180sx · 04-04-2008, 05:12 PM

his wife must be butt ugly if he finds a table w/ a hole for the umbrella more attractive....

WERDdabuilder · 04-04-2008, 05:24 PM

heard this on the radio this week.

um, what is more creepy? the guy doing the table or the neighbor video taping him a couple times before showing the cops.

ha, doing that shit at high noon too. maybe he likes his holes hot as hell and gets off on that shit.

PRADOgy · 04-04-2008, 05:30 PM

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAH

omg dude.. i think that table fits inside the living room shit.. lol

midnightouge · 04-04-2008, 05:33 PM

wow crazy ass people these days, just yesterday i was watching a show called "Busted on the job" and some guy was having sex with a piñata.

TiNMAN · 04-04-2008, 05:39 PM

dude, i thought the guy having sex with his cars was weirt.

2ilvia · 04-04-2008, 05:52 PM

great, time to move

JVD · 04-04-2008, 05:57 PM

I hope he at least has the decency to pull out...

98s14inaz · 04-04-2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PRADOgy

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAH

omg dude.. i think that table fits inside the living room shit.. lol

I'll second that...lol Holy crap.

jrocslider · 04-04-2008, 09:31 PM

i've had times on a picnic table but with a picnic table is just fucked up!

SW20Racer · 04-05-2008, 08:56 AM

pics of table or ban i say. must be a smokin hot piece of outdoor furniture...

BustedS13 · 04-05-2008, 09:21 AM

that REALLY sucks for his kids.

on the other hand, this RULES for the other kids that go to school with his kids.
YOUR DAD FUCKED YOUR PICNIC TABLE. LOL. GUESS WHO ISN'T GETTING A PROM DATE.

eastcoastS14 · 04-05-2008, 09:44 AM

hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaahhaha

what a world we live in when a man cant even bang his own picnic tables umbrella hole without being charged

edit: I say youtube that video ASAP lol....that would be priceless entertainment

SW20Racer · 04-05-2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by eastcoastS14

hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaahhaha

what a world we live in when a man cant even bang his own picnic tables umbrella hole without being charged

edit: I say youtube that video ASAP lol....that would be priceless entertainment

i dont doubt that it will leak to 4chan or jj.am here pretty soon

BustedS13 · 04-05-2008, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SW20Racer

i dont doubt that it will leak to 4chan or jj.am here pretty soon

i don't doubt there already being some sort of picnic table porn on 4chan before this incident.
like, gay picnic table porn. and it's all covered in shit.

SW20Racer · 04-05-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BustedS13

i don't doubt there already being some sort of picnic table porn on 4chan before this incident.
like, gay picnic table porn. and it's all covered in shit.

a man can dream....a man can dream....

im going to run a search with the parameters "shit/table/gay cock/furniture fuck" and see what i cant find for my new wallpaper

eastcoastS14 · 04-05-2008, 11:20 AM

lol god damn imagine being his kids.....or his wife

sounds like his kids are really young so they might not understand whats happening and by the time they are older it will be forgotten...but damn

a_ahmed · 04-05-2008, 11:21 AM

o...m...g... people need to be whipped for this crap... what's wrong with the world today...

What an emberassment hah

origin_s135 · 04-05-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by midnightouge

wow crazy ass people these days, just yesterday i was watching a show called "Busted on the job" and some guy was having sex with a piñata.

damn all these sick bastards! you got a dude raping the shit out of people's cars, now a dude messing with a picnic table, and also another fag on a PINATA!? they should all goto sex anonymous meetings; FOR REAL! not that i know anything about SA meetings, but i do know what's up with AA meetings.

flip3d · 04-05-2008, 02:39 PM

God. The neighbor is an asshole. Leave the man alone. At least he did it on his own deck at his own house instead of at public pool or in the park or something.

Oh, the neighbor should get a misdemeanor for voyeurism or something.

Farzam · 04-05-2008, 02:40 PM

Haha yeah bro get schwasted beer rocks woo AA i'm proud woo let's go play some diddy kong racing broo you rock bro woo

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ByeByeSti Banned from the Marketplace Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire Age: 34 Posts: 803 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says. hahahhahhaa what a jackass

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WERDdabuilder Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: cali Posts: 3,727 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	heard this on the radio this week. um, what is more creepy? the guy doing the table or the neighbor video taping him a couple times before showing the cops. ha, doing that shit at high noon too. maybe he likes his holes hot as hell and gets off on that shit.

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PRADOgy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,161 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: PRADOgy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH omg dude.. i think that table fits inside the living room shit.. lol __________________ しょうがない

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SW20Racer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beaumont Age: 39 Posts: 1,633 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	pics of table or ban i say. must be a smokin hot piece of outdoor furniture...

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BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 39 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that REALLY sucks for his kids. on the other hand, this RULES for the other kids that go to school with his kids. YOUR DAD FUCKED YOUR PICNIC TABLE. LOL. GUESS WHO ISN'T GETTING A PROM DATE. __________________

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eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhaahhaha what a world we live in when a man cant even bang his own picnic tables umbrella hole without being charged edit: I say youtube that video ASAP lol....that would be priceless entertainment

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eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	lol god damn imagine being his kids.....or his wife sounds like his kids are really young so they might not understand whats happening and by the time they are older it will be forgotten...but damn

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a_ahmed BANNED Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 749 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: a_ahmed Feedback Score: 0 reviews	o...m...g... people need to be whipped for this crap... what's wrong with the world today... What an emberassment hah

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Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 33 Posts: 5,182 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Haha yeah bro get schwasted beer rocks woo AA i'm proud woo let's go play some diddy kong racing broo you rock bro woo __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]