Mr. Sparkle = sarcasm.
Sarcasm = gay... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> .
Gay = non 240 driver.
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