1. Your Name: Arthur. King of the Britons. errrrr...... ADAM WEST!
2. Age: 20x6
3. Fave Color: That's racist.
4. Are you a virgin? I used to live in Alexandria.
5. Are we friends? Everyone thinks they're my friend. In reality, I just pretend they are figments of my imagination, and that I am talking to myself.
6. Do you have a crush on me? 3000lbs. of pressure.
7. Would you kiss me? KISS is rather ugly under all the make-up.
8. ...with tongue? KISS includes Gene Simmons, so I guess that answers that.
9. Would you enjoy it? Seeing some dude get tongued by Gene Simmons?
I'd laugh uncontrolably.
10. Would you ever ask me out? I just snap my fingers, and say "Bitch come here."
11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? I'd send you out for popcorn and change seats before you came back.
12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Depends. Would I be the one giving you the disease? Oh wait. It doesn't matter. No.
13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? I felt relieved when I found out the hot chick in "Matchstick Men" wasn't underage.
14.Would you walk on the beach with me? I only go to the beach
ALONE. Get your own Beach.
15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Yes. If by
defend, you mean
superglue an enraged mongoose to your left nipple.
16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? Not until this survey.
17. Do you think I'm a good person? I think you are the Nazi leader of the KKK, Triads, and Black Panthers. So no. not really
18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? I don't sleep. I kill.
19.Do you think I'm hot? Are you a Chick? or umm, Johnny Depp?
20. If you could change anything about me -would you? The gender you were born with.
21.Would you have sex with me? Only if #20 comes true. But even then it would be too wierd. But I'd let you have sex with a rusty exhaust pipe filled with barb wire and infected with HIV. Go ahead. I don't mind.
22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Yes. But you wouldn't know I was there.
muwhahahahaha.
23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Fill my fridge with Rainer Cherries and we'll talk.
24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? On the Richter scale?
25. phone number(yeah) right.