[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Honda boy: Hello Santa
Santa: Hello Honda boy. What do you want for Christmas?
Honda boy: hmmm.....what do I want most in the WORLD?
Santa: yes, son, yes.
Honda boy: I've always wanted to know what it feels like to go 15 seconds in the quarter mile
Santa: (looking puzzled) huh?
Honda boy: you know, in a car....
Santa: get the fuck off my knee ya little homo (pushes kid off of his knee)
Elf: are you ok Santa?
Santa: I think that little asshole took a shit on my knee.