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Originally Posted by KwKouki
damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki
peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.
the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again
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Originally Posted by downshift_sideways
ACTUALLY I HAVE A STORY!
Last year I was riding my bike home from work. I was coming to a light, I turned around me to see if there was any cop's (what I usually do)
as I turn forward some scrapper (ghetto car) with 3 black guys cut in front of me they splitting 2 lanes like a madman. I panic'd, and slammed the brakes. (because if I didn't I would have hit them going about 25) so I fly over my handlebars and go down hard on the road. I just had my helmet and no gear.Stupid me. I do a few rolls and stand up fast...and realize I'm going to pass out...I catch myself and run back to my bike hurting like hell. Pick up my bike (heavy as fuck after your injured  ) Smash on the freeway to catch those bitches. I turn my backpack forward and pull out my bb gun (for this exact fucking reason) I lane split and catch up to them. I pull in front of them, and unload at least 25 BB's. Thier windshield dropped and I'm sure I nailed them in the face. They slammed on thier brakes and spun out. I smashed home after that.
I wanted to kill them...I hope I took one of their eyes out.
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Lol +1 to all. Hillarious.
Opt for the "Protected by Glock" stickers on your vehicles.
I love this thread.