My favorite customer was the one who's naked vagina I saw. She showed it to me on purpose.
My second favorite one was the pimp that came in and to buy bedroom furniture from me. He had two of his hoes with him. This was all very very obvious. Instead of asking me a question, he would say to one of the girls, "ask the man (insert question here)...". And then she would repeat the question to me. I'm standing right in front of him. Then the girls where on their hands and knees on the mattresses with short shirts on. They were attractive and there were no other customers in the store, so I was fine with it.
Dude spent a grip. It was very funny.