so i work at subaru of manchester and my owner is a complete jewjewbean

lol so one of the kids had a huge pipe which he taped a funnel to the end of and was blowing through it like a godamn fog horn, and the other kid was using a fuckn trumpet and the owner comes out and legit tells us to get the fuck off the property lol

... and we are all flat rate so the only way he makes money is if we make money...lol so hes a retard...anyone else have retarded reasons for gettin shafted at work? lol i thought this one was pretty over the top