me... holy shit long time no see
her... umm do i know you?
me... yea, lemme ask u something though
her.. umm ok what?
me... when u gonna let me beat up dem guts
her...umm never i dont even know who the fuck u are
me... yes u do.. i used to hook up with your friends krystle and shayna when i was in the army still
her... (never answered)
me... whatever slut... your loss
girl number 2
me... hey its phil ******'s friend
her... oh hey whats up?
me... nothing can i ask u something.. like seriously?
her... umm ok go for it i guess
me... when u gonna let me hit that?
her... excuse me? explain.....
me... dont get mad, just a simple straight forward question... when we gonna hook up?
her... ooh haha... ummm sorry im not into white guys
me... well what if i sent u something to change ur mind?
her... haha umm like what? i doubt it will work, im not into white guys sorry
me... anything i want u will at least be open about?
her... sure why not
me... ok here... (sent her a pic of my ****)
her... wow... surprised me there lol
me... why is that?
her... i must say u are very well hung
me... so is that a yes then?
her... idk... lemme see what my plans are for onight so far, ill text u ina lil bit
hahaha slut