Bwahahaha.
I have all sorts of stories, but I'd rather not go into them.
A lot of disgusting ones.
One I just can't get out of my mind.
While I was a cashier at Sam's Club, basic routine was to keep your register clean.
Some kid spilled a drink on the belt. I turn off the belt, close up my line, clean it up, then go off to the restroom to wash my hands.
Immediately after walking in, there was a HORRID smell. My first thought was someone had obviously taken a shit and let it sit or something.
Had to take a leak. The urinals were out of order that day for some reason. So, I walk into one of the three stalls.
Right after walking in, I look over at the ground. Little chunks of shit on the ground.
Now I'm thinking "man, that's fucking disgusting. Sucks to be the janitor right now".
I finish up, wash my hands, and turn around to leave.
Curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to see what the janitor was in for.
It was one of those "MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD" moments where you jump back in complete disbelief.
It seemed as if someone had thrown a shit bomb in there and let it explode.
Shit all over the wall, covered 90% of the toilet, and all over the floor. Some of it on the walls separating the stalls too.
I had a picture of it on my old phone, but it's long gone.
After calling the janitor over to show her the horror, she replied "they don't pay me enough for this shit".
