[MrMigs]

The time my zipties broke off and my front bumper launched itself into an empty intersection late at night...


The cop: "Okay, just tell me what you hit back there, and you'll get into less trouble."

Me: "There was this really bad bump on the road and it broke my bumper off."

Cop: "No really... tell the truth, it'll save you from getting into big trouble."

Me: "No I'm serious... you can go back there and check. I didn't damage anybody's property or anything like that."


Cop goes ahead and gives me a DUI test, which consisted of...

Cop: "Okay look into this flashlight... Okay, now follow this pencil eraser with your eyes while I do figure eights in the air with it."


Then, he left. No ticket or anything.

... and that was the last time I used zipties to hold up my front bumper. LoL.