In my old sti...
It was abould 1~2am and I was going home. I was driving over a small hill, as soon as I came to the top I saw two sets of eyes coming twards me(one in each lane) about 150yds in front of me. It was two racoons running straight for my car. So I hit my high beems and honked a few times. I thought they could comprehend a large loud object heading in their dirrection. I thought wrong... About 15ft from my car I knew it was going to be bad... "THUD"... So I pulled over to look at the damage. It knocked out my fog light cover, so naturally I turned around to go get it. I pulled over next to the seen of the crime. As soon as I got out I saw my fog light cover next to the body. Well the one I did not hit was eatting the one I did hit. It stood up and hissed/growled at me(and im 6ft tall). So I went to my trunk to grab my bat that keep in there for... umm... no reason. Walked back over and mad some funny cave man like sounds and chassed it off, grabbed my cover, popped it back on and went home.
The next day I saw where it hit my bumper. I think I hit it with its mouth open because there was a gash in the bumper that went all the way through to the other side(about the size of a small/medium dogs mouth).
Other than that two seagulls, one in my first wrx, and one in my sil80.
Well thats it for my cars.
In a military vic:
Well its big, lifted, and up armored... I dont hit shit, I AIM for it:
about 100 or so road cones and still counting
lawn chair @ 60mph
gates
hesco barriers/walls
concrete t walls
toyota carolla's
I pushed two dump trucks through an intersection
random crap in the road(that I know is not an IED)
jingle trucks
I knocked down a 75ft tree with a M1120A4(google it) with a 20ft container on back
and what ever else gets in my way...
I will post pics after my deployment is over.
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