woohoo! someone noticed!

I'm 14 today.
Wait.
Lemme do the math.
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42!
Wait, no.. that can't be right.
I guess my math sucks.
*leans back in his chair*
'HONEY!'
'Yeah?'
'HOW OLD AM I TODAY?'
'Too young for chess, too old for checkers...'
'WHAT?'
'24! Now lemme go back to sleep!'
Well, I guess i'm 24 then.
Did anybody get me anything (other than cold pricklies)?
-Kevin