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When I was in high school, my teammates on my football team used to say that I was a beast on the field and scared the living bejesus out of the other team. Since my last name is Burmeister, everyone started calling me Burmonster. Used to get me pretty fired up and ready and willing to crack some skulls.
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Fat girls are like scooters...they are fun until your friends see you riding one.
"Did you ever think that it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others?"
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