Has there been a van thread? Brap hauler, fuck wagon, convenient cruiser. Post a shoe so everyone knows you're cool and we can get that out of the way.
Diesel box vans can be had for way too cheap. All the cool guys in the older movies had a van.
I almost bought one of these for 300 that only needed new brakes. I drove it and it felt like you were going to die at all times and had a shit ton of space. I even convinced the girl it was a solid purchase when I mentioned putting a mattress in there and fucking her in random places.
But the church decided to keep it.