but really, my language arts teacher got cancer 2 weeks into the year so we had multiple long term subs throught the remainder of the year. we had this little bald asshole Mr.Clean look-a-like named Mr.Villa. well, needless to say, me and a buddy were constantly causing disruptions be it throwing things, making noises in the middle of reading time etc. one day, Mr.Villa had his back turned to us while writting on the white board and i got the brilliant idea to flick a bottle cap and try and hit the clock 3 feet above his head. because i was very practiced at flicking caps and could shoot them like fuckin bullets, i thought it would be a piece o cake.. i failed hard. the cap dove and hit the back of his head with an audible smack. he turned around beet red and demanded to know who did it. of course, i was the only one blue in the face trying not to laugh so i fessed up and he didnt press charges because i manned up.