[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

The dress code is: plate carriers over business casual for the right and plate carriers under oversized hoodies for the left.

Libertarians will voluntarily wear Ace Ventura's costume complete with tutu along with lightweight armor and stab-proof long sleeves. Shorts are mandatory, which is a -4 to warmth but a +2 to weight. I personally wear a 3D-printed sintered titanium cup to protect my dangly bits from attack.

Everyone thinks you can't carry more than four loaded PMAGs in the handwarmer pocket, which isn't quite right because you can carry six 5.56, five .300AAC, or four 7.62x51. You can also carry four G17 magazines in the hood. If you wear a beer helmet, you'll always have two Molotovs ready for action.

There was a bronze Guy Fawkes mask cast for combat usage a few years back, but it was a bit heavy and warm for southern use, we're going to have to limit it to the Northern Brigade.

Green party just wears sod. It's green and the dirt stops small-caliber projectiles.

If you don't identify as a party, you're supposed to wear all gray, which includes gray body paint and dying your hair gray. You're allowed to use weapons, but they can't be name-brand. You can only be targeted if you initiate force.

Shit if i cant wear camo-crocks or reef sandals, i aint fightn.

Lance mags>pmags