[whateverjames]

i'm an uncle ted at work. well not where i work now, but my last job, i would see one of my managers walk quickly to the restroom, then i would act like i happened to be going at the same time but i'd be closest to the door and i'd walk in, act like i'm doing my business at the urinal, and just when i start washing my hands, and he thinks i'm going to leave, i start talking to him. "so uhhhh, what else needs to be done today?" "(long moment of silence)".  "i think john said he needed to see us about some project we have to do, when is that meeting?" "(more silence)". "kyle, you in there???, KYLE!" then i'd start banging on the door. "get the FUCK OUTTA HERE". "no this is important" "why do you have to not talk to me all day then as soon as i get in the bathroom, you start asking these questions?"       LOL

and to everyone else, i would wet paper towels and throw them in the stall, put the trashcans in front of the stall door, and turn off the lights, and hide all the TP before they went in. or i'd start singing "roooooxanne, you don't have to put on that dress tonight, roooooxanne"