Aren't you KA-T? I'd say just find a shop with no soul and slip them some money <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='
'> If you talk to some people, a shop like that shouldn't be hard to find. I know there are some around here...