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Old 11-04-2006, 06:45 PM   #1
ixfxi
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Fucking Miata forums...

For those who dont know, my S13 has been sitting like a piece of shit for god knows how long.. almost 2 years now. I've been demoted to driving a `99 Miata since, which I've had the luxury of beating on and eliminating useless OEM parts.. things like radio, seats, cruise control, power steering.. all got either thrown away or sold.

The car now rides on pretty wide 245 sized S03 tires.. and while the fucking car has no balls (power), atleast the shit handles pretty well. Braking could be better, after a bit of beating they start to overheat.. but thats not the biggest problem.

See, 240SX owners are lucky.. the car has space. You wanna throw tires in the back? sure. You wanna put a fat chick in your car? NO... DONT.. but, if you really havent had sex for a while.. well, okay.. fit her in, take her home and do your duty. See, the 240SX.. regardless if its KA, SR, or RB, V8.. whatever its fucking powered with, puts a decent smile behind your face.

NOT THE MIATA. The stock motor makes me want to puke so bad.. its so fucking weak. I am always shifting trying to make the car fuckin move.. and its like.. okay, 2k, 3k, 4k,.... 6k, 7k! Jesus.. it takes SOOO long to get the car to redline so that the POS can actually bone out.

Okay. Here is my beef. Here is the reason of this post. My beef isnt so much with the car, but MORE with the damn forum.

MIATA.NET

See, you 240 owners (and me, when my car was running).. we have the luxury of places like Zilvia. See, Zilvia is home. When you get tired of the stuck up pricks on Fresh Alloy and their smartass "I've gone to school for 40 years and still live with my mom" responses, you know that you can come back home to Zilvia. Talk some shit, not get banned. You can come here and laugh. You can even wake up and have some cereal here, joke around.. nothing will happen. Its just a great place.

BUT NOT MIATA.NET.. fuckin christ. This place is moderated by 60 year old geezers. They all say how "wonderful" that little puppy is, and how the motor is "peppy" -- if you install wide wheels, they complain and say you'll ruin your wheel bearings. I mean, the stupid shit I hear on there. People want to install cruise control. WTF?! Whats with you people. Its a fuckin roadster! Drive that shit till it explodes.

I dunno.. I get pissed off because if they arent old and "against modifications," they are young neopolitan bastards with their snide remarks. You know, the type of kids that probably wore neckties to school and call their mom "mummy." God I wanna reach through the monitor and slam their head onto a desk with my fists.

One guy today corrected my spelling of "contageous" (contagious).. yeah, thanks for the correction Webster, I'll make note of that next time I sweep the floor with your stupid face.

Yeah, I have anger problems. I like to break things, really.. I do. But most of all, I like coming on Zilvia every once and a while.. and post stupid shit like this. I cant say why, because honestly.. this forum is SO SLOW it makes me want to barf sometimes. But regardless, atleast this place is kickback.

I end my post by saying, fuckthemotherfuckingfuckers.

old_s13
 
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