You guys are tempting me. I'll look into it tomorrow. Seems as though the storage unit place across the street from my complex charges 102.59$ for an automobile storage unit for a month. Doesn't seem as bad as I thought, maybe because I'm far enough away from UF. It really shouldn't take me a month to do... Maybe two weekends. Guess I should start looking for a clutch swap guide, although it's sounding like it's pretty foolproof.
I was really just worried about breaking something putting the engine into the car and switching the clutch. I should stop being a bitch

This is my first swap though, so I guess it's partially justified.
Also, I'll be making a wiki-esque guide of my trials and tribulations of the swap. Another how-to to add to the stack of the others out there. I don't know if it will help anyone, but hopefully it'll do something positive.