[nrcooled]

Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslims terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle......

> ---No premarital sex.
> ---No Booze. None. Never.
> ---Sand. @#$%^& sand everywhere!
> ---No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
> ---No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters!
> ---No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---No organized sports of any kind. That's right--No Sports!
> ---Women are to be completely covered and wear veils.
> ---No thongs. No Victoria's Secret.
> ---Very, very few cars.
> ---Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish!
> ---Sandstorms. More @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> --- Rags for clothes & hats.
> ---Camel & goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
> ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.
> ---Toilet tissue unknown.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---No Golf. Just sand traps.
> ---Constant wailing next door...no wait, that's music.
> ---Praying 5 times a day---for what? More of this life?
> ---Oh, and did I mention all that sand?
> ---And when you die it's supposed to all get better.
>
> No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions!!!