best costume i ever had was when i worked at arby's
boss said we could wear whatever we wanted, so most people just wore their street clothes instead of their arby's uniform.
but not me
i wore black slacks, a white shirt, and a tie, which is what managers wear
when i showed up, the manager on duty (who always called me Adam (idiot)) asked what i was all dressed up for. i said "didn't you get the memo? big boss promoted me. i'm a manager now" and he was like "oh... ok then" and he slacked off while i told the other people what to do. they knew i wasn't really a manager though, but they went along with it cuz it was funny to fool that idiot manager.
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