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illvialuver · 10-09-2007, 09:27 PM

man my friend owns a donut shop and nobody still s donuts, Once a guy asked for half a dozen and i put it on the counter he asked for a drink i turned to get the drink and he bolted, I guess he was hungry.
But donut shops are crazier than the quickie mark that jay and silent bob frequent. the craziest shit happens there.

for example last night, its like 1145 pm, and im standing outside with my brother and three of our friends when this little mexican guy wearing a over sized sweater shoes and shorts, walks up says whats up than reaches for my brothers balls, my brother backed a way and said "wtf"
he said I am sorry you guys are not gay? we all say " no are you?" and he says "no but just checking"

his eyes are frantically moving around in his head , he is really fidgety and i think he is on meth, than he asks for a cig and a light and upon receiving it, runs into the middle of the street waving his arms trying to stop cars.
he run back after my friend is yellin to watch out for cars and to get out of the street.
and he says " I gotta catch that light, let me know when its green"
so I say "its green!"(it was clearly red)
but he jumps up and sprints across the middle of the intersection an falls flat on his face and his shoe flys of, he almost gets ran over, he than gets up and starts to hit cars as they drive by, and making gesture to smoke or to suck dick to the other cars that are just out of his reach, a guy yells for him to get out of the street, im laughin my ass off, and my friend calls the cops, I figure to let him get hit or something (natural selection right?, and there wasn't allot of traffic, just the usual 12 am traffic)

the cops come, and they pull out the tazers ( when they pulled up he was trying to stop them and ask them for smokings or something else) they ask him what the deal was and he said he was skateboarding to his grandmas house(he didn't have a skateboard)
he was acting weird so they took him away for his own safety.

I really wanted to see him get tazered.

but crazy shit happens at the donut shop on the regular.

10-09-2007, 09:27 PM	#9
illvialuver Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: M-A-R-S... MARS BITCHES Age: 42 Posts: 5,065 Trader Rating: (35)	man my friend owns a donut shop and nobody still s donuts, Once a guy asked for half a dozen and i put it on the counter he asked for a drink i turned to get the drink and he bolted, I guess he was hungry. But donut shops are crazier than the quickie mark that jay and silent bob frequent. the craziest shit happens there. for example last night, its like 1145 pm, and im standing outside with my brother and three of our friends when this little mexican guy wearing a over sized sweater shoes and shorts, walks up says whats up than reaches for my brothers balls, my brother backed a way and said "wtf" he said I am sorry you guys are not gay? we all say " no are you?" and he says "no but just checking" his eyes are frantically moving around in his head , he is really fidgety and i think he is on meth, than he asks for a cig and a light and upon receiving it, runs into the middle of the street waving his arms trying to stop cars. he run back after my friend is yellin to watch out for cars and to get out of the street. and he says " I gotta catch that light, let me know when its green" so I say "its green!"(it was clearly red) but he jumps up and sprints across the middle of the intersection an falls flat on his face and his shoe flys of, he almost gets ran over, he than gets up and starts to hit cars as they drive by, and making gesture to smoke or to suck dick to the other cars that are just out of his reach, a guy yells for him to get out of the street, im laughin my ass off, and my friend calls the cops, I figure to let him get hit or something (natural selection right?, and there wasn't allot of traffic, just the usual 12 am traffic) the cops come, and they pull out the tazers ( when they pulled up he was trying to stop them and ask them for smokings or something else) they ask him what the deal was and he said he was skateboarding to his grandmas house(he didn't have a skateboard) he was acting weird so they took him away for his own safety. I really wanted to see him get tazered. but crazy shit happens at the donut shop on the regular.