i hope to god you didnt just call thatguy stupid... a mistake my friend.
You can make one real simple and make it look real nice if you really want one. Cut a hole in your bumper, weld or bolt on the custom made tow hook, and cover the hole with one of those plastic lid things you find on computer desks.
http://cableorganizer.com/metal-desk-grommets/
it'd look pretty clean if i dont say so myself