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I just want a good women thats glad to see me when I get home. I want it to be like this:
Me: Hey there beautiful. How was your day?
Her: Good. Yours?
Me: Good.
Her: Wanna do it?
Me: Yeah. Lets try something different.
Her: Like what?
Me: I have a donkey, 2 midgets and a gallon of maple syrup in the truck.
Her: Ok! Oh, I bought a new leather gimp mask for you
Me: Oh awesome thanks. I dont think that smell was ever coming out of the old one.
Her: I also picked up a crate of bananas.
Me: Nice. Well, let me get the camera.
EDIT: Oh yea. Adopt some Africa babies like Angolina Jolie. Thats way easier than doing it the old fashioned way.
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