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New California you can also have
1) The highest prison population(s) since in red sates if you kill someone we kill you back.
2) All the illegal immigrants to chew up those extra tax dollars you're going to be paying.
3) The useless welfare, then none of you will want to work and you'll be begging to come back
4) The earthqaukes that made california so famous.
5) Isn't hawaii sinking anyway?!?!
6) And your pineapple and lettuce, while you're chewing down cow food I'm going to be in my backyard barbecuing up a nice thick steak.
We'll Keep
1) Las Vegas, Nevada...America's playground
2) Texas, the only state that can legally fly it's flag even with the U.S. flag and legally secede from the union. Also where that foreign oil you hate comes to port.
3) New Orleans, Home of Mardi Gras and the originators of flashing for plastic beads
4) Alaska, where all the oil will come from since you obviously don't want foreign oil, better get working on those electric cars
5) Michigan...Camaros, Mustangs, Cadillacs, etc.
6) University of Texas, University of Oklahoma, Baylor University, LSU, Rice University, Baylor Medical School, UT Law School, SMU, basically some of the best higher education institutions in the world.
So you take your tree hugging, protesting, electric car driving whiners and we'll keep the backbone of the country and watch you flop around like a chicken with its' head cut off.
Thanks for cutting the fat.
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