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Originally Posted by azanprophet
1) Las Vegas, Nevada...America's playground
2) Texas, the only state that can legally fly it's flag even with the U.S. flag and legally secede from the union. Also where that foreign oil you hate comes to port.
3) New Orleans, Home of Mardi Gras and the originators of flashing for plastic beads
4) Alaska, where all the oil will come from since you obviously don't want foreign oil, better get working on those electric cars
5) Michigan...Camaros, Mustangs, Cadillacs, etc.
6) University of Texas, University of Oklahoma, Baylor University, LSU, Rice University, Baylor Medical School, UT Law School, SMU, basically some of the best higher education institutions in the world.
So you take your tree hugging, protesting, electric car driving whiners and we'll keep the backbone of the country and watch you flop around like a chicken with its' head cut off.
Thanks for cutting the fat.
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I will move to my home state colorado if such a scenario were to occur.
1) Good way to get an STD and lose your cash.
2) Texas is ok compared to the shithole i'm stuck in
3) Smells like absolute shit and a majority of the tits you see are fat chicks.
4) Your precious oil will have to be transported a long way, pipelines to red states will have to eventually cross blue states in which we will drill holes and take our own share.
5) Keep the failing car markets. Wait, no they are ours, blue state.
6) Best higher education institutions in the world? Harvard, Princeton, Yale, MIT, Stanford, Penn, Columbia? Ever heard of the north east?
Blue states will be rad-tastic.