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Originally Posted by brndck
i entirely agree. but i feel much safer knowing that i have multiple lines of defense against theft. (now don't tell anyone about the rattlesnakes i hide under the drivers seat every nite!!!    )
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I was thinking trouser snakes.
i've want a knife, pointing outwards from the steering wheel, directed at the chest. If you don't find the right switches in time, an airbag mechanism will go off and lodge it in your heart, therefore stopping your attempt to steal my car.
Ooooh, maybe one from behind the driver's seat too. Attack from the front and rear! DP'd!