Anyone seen this man???
I have something that belongs to him.
He was doing a striptease with this exact shirt. He had thrown it in a fit of passion, screaming he would never again be confined to clothing. He was last seen running down the street completely nude.
If you have seen this man, or know of his whereabouts, please let him know that if he does not claim the clothing he used to litter my yard, it will be sold on chubbie-chasers.com. Please approach with caution- he is liable to shed his clothes at anytime, causing blindness and nausea to anyone within a 5-mile radius.