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Fuck spiders, I scream like a bitch and have the wife kill them for me. The fuckers are after me, they hang out in my bathroom. The other day I got in my car right after dark and I was about halfway across base when a fucking softball size spiders comes running across my hood, I flipped the fuck out and tried to roll up the windows as fast as I could but my hands were shaking. I got them up and the fucker stopped right in the middle of my windshield and just stared at me. The only thing I could think to do was hit him with the windshield wipers and knock him off. I was fucking scared shitless, I HATE SPIDERS!
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