Omegle = WIN.
Not 100% win, but win enough.
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Stranger: hey
You: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: now
You: saweeeet
Stranger: totally
Stranger: do it
You: okay
You: my floppy disk is now a hard drive
You: I am ready to probe your G slot
You: take your anti-virus panties off
Stranger: omg
You: yes, it is a huge file