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ok here is mine from last night, the girl i was texting was the wifey's best friend btw.
me...hey girl
her...hey u, whats up?
me...can i ask you a question?
her...uhh i guess so,whats up?
me...can i hit it from the back?
her...haha what the fuck? u need to lay off the crack home skillet
me...this is no joke
her...ur such a homo, stop drinking.
me...i will split my wine with you if you let me
her...ha ha no.
me...ok what if i let you have the hole bottle, how about then?
her...um no
me...what if i take you on a date first
her...uh no thanks, imalready pregnant i dont need ne more drama in my life.
me... but you can only get pregnant once
her...yes but i dont need bri going asian on me
me...no worries she has no kung fu skills
mer...ha ha maby some other time,im going to bed. night!
me...ok goodnight dream about me
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