Pretty weak but ill post
me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl1: okay
me:when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
girl1:Are you being serious??
me: more serious then i ever been in my life
no response
me: Oh come on loosen up, or let me do that for you.
no response hahaha
close friend of mine. she sucked!
me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl2:Yea go 4 it
girl2:haha ur funny
girl2: No ur not being serious
me:im being dead serious i need to know
girl2: im so lost
me: i was just kidding
girl2: I knew u were lol
me: but forreal though, when you gonna let me tap that?
girl2: haha
me: Im being serious this time!
girl2: no your not hahaa
me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl3: Wow lol wats ur question??
me: When you gonna let me hit that?
girl3: Hit what? ha
me: Cute, but quit acting innocent! So answer it plzz
girl3: Newayz, Soo what u doin tonight?
zomg!Scores!!! i think haha
me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl4: uhhm ohk lol
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
girl4:What?!
girl4:why would u ask that out of no where?
me:thought of it as a suprise everyone loves suprises!
answer me plz
girl4:Not just like that sorry..
me: do i have to take you out on a date? Work with me so i can go to work in you!
girl4: Im not like that.
me: You did say not just like that, does that mean theres a chance?
girl4: oh ur dumb, lol
me: Il take that as a yes!
girl4: Ur sooo dumb. lol
me: Cum on ur getting my Hope up.

girl4: Tell me your not being serious
got bored cus she started talkikng about how shes different now and blah blah blah