Me: Hey Cxxxxx, it's Bxxx. I have a serious question for you.
Her: Ok shoot.
Me: I need a 100% honest answer.
Her: Ok.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ha ha, you want too?
Me: Yea.
Her: lol why?
Me: why not?
Her: touche.
Me: So is that my answer?
Her: Bxxx who? sorry I just got a new phone I don't recognize your number.
Me: Bxxx. Fuck Cxxxxx. I lived around the corner from you?
Her: Jxxxxxx's (my current gf) Bxxx?
Me: yes.
Her: I could never to that to Jxxxxxx. Are things not going well?
Me: No they're going great. I just wanted some variety.
Her: Gotcha well I think that it would be hard for me to do that sorry.
Me: Fine. you suck.
Her:Is Jxxxxxx in on this too?
Me: depends. Would that make it a go?
Her:Sorry.
So Cxxxxx is my girlfriends best friend from elementary school.
hahah
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