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this is the only beer thread on zilvia.
but i'm still going to contribute this nugget of wisdom
you can drink douche beer all day long
but at the end of the day, if your go-to, main beer you keep in your fridge is more than .50/can, you are a pussy and a traitor to this country.
when i drink:
Colt will get you drunk
PBR will keep you drinking, for cheap
Busch Light is good for working on the car or mowing the lawn
Bud Select/Light is great at a Cards game
Blue Moon/whatever witbier is available is a great first beer at a beer garden in the summer
Guinness is ridiculously heavy and great for douchebags who think they're beer snobs
COLT WILL GET YOU DRUNK
GROW A DICK PUSSY
by the way, not only do i drink shitty beer and prefer it, but i also brew my own shitty beer, and have my name on a plaque at the local beer snob tavern from my "OMG BEER IS LEGAL NOW WHEE" days. so don't get me riled up
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