Missed out a few:
...your shift knob closely resemble a popsikle.
...you have a baseball bat in your garage.
...you have wheel spacers all over your trunk making clanking noises.
...you have a pineapple hanging from your rearview mirror (or cellphone).
...you keep on buying parts from the dealer but for a different car than yours.
...your favorite drink is calpis.
...when your bumpers are held by 1 screw and 5 zipties (or no screws at all).
okay, that's all I can think of right now...
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