[Wake]

I have a great one for this, me and my buddy call it the night we got "super troopered".

So there is a road that connects 2 counties that everyone chooses to run, our local "touge" if you will.
Me and my buddy were sitting in my coupe in a small turnout that also happens to be an entrance to some hiking trails. Headlights were down but my parking lights were still on so other drivers could identify us.
Now I dont know if this ia a common practice for other canyon drivers, but me and all my friends have a tendency to try and call out the model of car as we hear it coming up the mountain. I hear a V8 hauling up the mountain towards us, I called out mustang (hearing that distinct ford rumble) and we see the headlights come around the last bend. My bud Brandon says "nope cop" so the cop pulls up nose to nose with my car and turn all his lights on and points em at us and tells us to step out.
he gives us the usual shpeal,
License and Reg?
Why are you here?
What are you doing?
anything illegal in the car?
everything is legit and I tell him there is some weed but I have my medical card. He searches us both and puts us bth in the back of his car. He pulls the weed out along with my card and puts it aside as he continues searching the car. In my drivers door pocket he pulls out a perscription bottle of norco with ,y gfs name on it and starts to question me again.
Why didnt you tell me about this?
Whos is it?
why do i have it?
So at this time 2 more cops pull up as I explain that its my gfs and I took them because she started taking them too much after an accident, which was true. So he goes to talk to the other 2 cops that just pulled up whats going on. Brandon turns to me in the back seat and says
"do you think they can hear us?"
me: no but im sure they are recording us"
B: "like right meow?"
and we both laugh at the reference, and continue with the "meow game" for a sec, as on of the cops goes and urinates about 5 feet from my door. Until we see all three cops walking back towards us. They all come up to the window of the cop car and the original cop in the middle says
cop:"What did i tell you i was gonna do if i found something in there and you lied?"
me:"uh take me to jail, but honestly had forgotten it was in there"
cop:"well we are gonna make you smoke the whole bag"
me:"of norco?"
cop:"yup"
me: "is that even possible?"
cop (now laughing with the others): "I dunno but you guys can get out of the car"
So we get out, and get back into my car, then the cop yells at brandon because all the shit the cops had taken out of his pockets was still on the cops hood.
B grabs his stuff and all three cops take off to a 4 way stop sign.
one goes right
one goes left
cop #1 burns a big ass smoky donut in the middle of the 4way and heads back the way he came with his lights blazing.

Me and Brandon just sit there amazed at what just happened.
Then we decide to call it a night and head home.