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mine:

i was selling my 93 civic hatch with jdm b16 to a guy that came down from los angeles to tecate.

its like a 4hr + drive...anyways...

so where i live is a rural area, so no chps, or local police, just sheriffs.

guy shows up to buy my car, so he wants to test drive it first.

so hes driving, and im on the back seat cuz im all jdm and didnt have a passenger seat.

so like three blocks down, sheriff pulls us over.

cop: license, insurance and registration.
buyer: sure, but its not my car officer.
me: its my car officer.
cop: im not talking to you yet.
me: sorry.

cop leaves then comes back

cop: driver get it out. you stay in. (me)

20mins later

cop: so, what are you doing with this registered gang member?
me: im sorry what? this is my car, he wants to buy it, he's test driving it.
cop: ok. you got any drugs? doing some drug deals?
me: no.

cop leaves, the other guy comes back.

driver/gang member: dude wtf! you know how much money i spent trying to clean my record.
me: what?
driver/gangmember: i used to be in drugs and in a gang, and i was registered as a gang member, but i paid my dues and it was taken off my record. how come it came up on his records?
me: mmm, cuz hes a sheriff? he's higher than regular cops i think. so um, you like the car?
driver/gangmember: yeah, pretty good. lets try it out better.

lol