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On a similar note....
A man gets a call one night from the police saying that his wife had been in a horrible accident and was at a local hospital.
The man rushed to the hospital and was stopped short at her door by a doctor.
"I'm very sorry, sir," said the doctor. "I have some good news and some bad new. Which would you like to hear first."
"Let's get the bad news out of the way, doc." replied the man.
"Well," the doctor said, "you're wife is basically a vegatable. For the rest of her life, you will have to bathe her, feed her, dress her, take her to the bathroom, wipe her ass, take care of all of her feminine needs. Basically, you will have to care for her in every way for the rest of her living days."
The man broke down and began to sob.
"What could the good news be?" he asked.
"I'm kidding," said the doctor. "She's dead."
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