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About two years ago on the straight highway through town in the middle lane in busy morning traffic I hit a chair . . a damn metal chair! Cracked the front bumper and damaged one of the lights. Sad thing is I called it in to the police and they said they knew about it, the chair had been on the highway for over a week. Lazy asses, there's no traffic at night, they could of gotten that out of there, I mean just think of all the cars that were messed up because of the chair! Other than that I have only hit a bird that thought he could beat me in a game of chicken, late for work I was zoomin and all I see is this bird on the side of the road standing on the concrete barrier, he jumps off and comes at me head on into the bumper. . . Silly bird, an explosion of feathers
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