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japboy06 · 02-19-2004, 09:48 PM

haha..ok...i have 2 stories...pls read them

Story 1:
My friend and I were hanging out at our friends apartment (shes a girl). She had a date that night with some dood that we really hate, so we wanna see this guy and beat him up or watever. Well, he gives her a phone call telling her that hell be there in a couple minutes or watever. So, she tells us to leave. She sat on her computer and we said goodbye. We left her room and head towards the door and said goodbye again. We opened the door, but didnt leave and closed it, pretending to leave. We hid in her closet and waited for the guy. She gets another phone call and its the guy, and we hear her say "Ill be out in a bit, I gotta do something real quick." Still not knowing were in her closet, she gets ready and heads for the bathroom. Next thing we hear, FART, u kno that sound when ur on the toilet, it kinda echoes against the inside of the toilet. HAHAHA we tried so hard not to laugh, but it was too funny. She was taking a POOPOO with the door open and she didnt kno we were there. MUHAHAHAHA funniest shiite ever. then she said "OMG, i didnt even close the door, get out!" hahaha...

Story 2:
It was a normal day in biology class 5LA. We were looking at mitosis and meisos specimens through the microscope. Anyway, people in class were having their usual conversations, but the class wasnt too loud, it was kinda quiet. My group and I were concentrating at looking at our specimens, but the group next to us were talking. One of the girls ends up laughing, and then out comes FART!...hahah it was really loud too. She was quiet after that. But i think i was the only one that noticed it. HAHAHAHA....I was still lookin in the microscope, but my eyes were tearing cuz i was trying so hard to keep my laugh in!..hahahaha

Story 3:
hahaha i wasnt there...but in HS...some dood on the basket ball was practicing one day, and he pooped in his panties, and it was all over the gym floor, hahaha. I heard it slid down his leg HAHAHHA.

HAHAHHAA...HAHA...pls share ur stories...cuz i kno there is stories HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAH

02-19-2004, 09:48 PM	#1
japboy06 Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sherman oaks/Riverside Age: 39 Posts: 159 Trader Rating: (0)	Random Farting!! haha..ok...i have 2 stories...pls read them Story 1: My friend and I were hanging out at our friends apartment (shes a girl). She had a date that night with some dood that we really hate, so we wanna see this guy and beat him up or watever. Well, he gives her a phone call telling her that hell be there in a couple minutes or watever. So, she tells us to leave. She sat on her computer and we said goodbye. We left her room and head towards the door and said goodbye again. We opened the door, but didnt leave and closed it, pretending to leave. We hid in her closet and waited for the guy. She gets another phone call and its the guy, and we hear her say "Ill be out in a bit, I gotta do something real quick." Still not knowing were in her closet, she gets ready and heads for the bathroom. Next thing we hear, FART, u kno that sound when ur on the toilet, it kinda echoes against the inside of the toilet. HAHAHA we tried so hard not to laugh, but it was too funny. She was taking a POOPOO with the door open and she didnt kno we were there. MUHAHAHAHA funniest shiite ever. then she said "OMG, i didnt even close the door, get out!" hahaha... Story 2: It was a normal day in biology class 5LA. We were looking at mitosis and meisos specimens through the microscope. Anyway, people in class were having their usual conversations, but the class wasnt too loud, it was kinda quiet. My group and I were concentrating at looking at our specimens, but the group next to us were talking. One of the girls ends up laughing, and then out comes FART!...hahah it was really loud too. She was quiet after that. But i think i was the only one that noticed it. HAHAHAHA....I was still lookin in the microscope, but my eyes were tearing cuz i was trying so hard to keep my laugh in!..hahahaha Story 3: hahaha i wasnt there...but in HS...some dood on the basket ball was practicing one day, and he pooped in his panties, and it was all over the gym floor, hahaha. I heard it slid down his leg HAHAHHA. HAHAHHAA...HAHA...pls share ur stories...cuz i kno there is stories HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAH