People that actually have as much money as you say, do not brag about it on the internet.
You keep saying you arent trying to impress us... But you keep telling us how you make 200k a year, have 7 cars, and knocked up some slut when you were in middleschool. Cool fucking story bro.
Id also like to know what "home improvment buisness" you run that you can pocket $1000 in 30 minutes?