How cool would it be to name her Bitch? Imagine the faces on all the tree-hugging dirt worshipper chicks in the park reading poetry and going on why everyone in the universe is wrong for not being vegetarians when you yell out at the top of your lungs "C'mere Bitch!!!" and she runs over to you and lays on her back wagging her tail and shit, now you're all like "who's my good Bitch?" That solves it, her name is Bitch, lock the thread now, it's over
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