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So I'm picking my sister up from school today. When leaving the parking lot, there is always a line to get out. There's also a bit of a decline at the exit lane. The guy in front of me has a white Chevy Malibu. I'm checking out this one other guy's fake M3, and I accidentally let my foot off the brake. So my car accidentally tapped the Malibu in front of me. The guy gets out, I apologize, he sees there's nothing there and gets back into his car saying something like "learn how to drive, you stupid girl" (I think I heard him say slut too). Well, I kinda got mad at that, so I tapped his car on purpose this time. He gets back out of his car and tells me to get out and fight him. So, I do get out and he starts saying all kinds of crap "What do you think you're doing, why don't you learn how to drive, dumb broad, yadda yadda... " On and on and then I heard the word "Bitch". Snap! I grabbed him by his collar, threw him on his car and knocked him in the nuts with my knee. Now, there are three guys pulling me back at this point, and he's holding his groin. I'm reaching out to slap him, and I kick him with the tip of my shoe one more time. So, he gets really red in the face and gets into his car and speeds off. And I stand there laughing my ass off.
Now don't you think that's funny?
I don't think I did anything wrong, I apologized the first time. He can't tell me I can't drive, you guys know what a passion I have for cars. And call a girl a slut when you don't know her? I don't care how big you are, I'll knock you in the nuts and bitch-slap you none the less. Now, who's with me on this one?
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