When I had my old beater 240 with just a race clutch (6-pad ACT I think) and my HKS HiPer exhaust (I look back and find it ricey on my sohc). Well, I was cruising out to get ice cream and milkshakes with my girlfriend and we come to a stop light. This dude in a 3000GT VR-4 (really nice one too) pulls up and starts revving at me, I turn to the girlfriend "Want to see a really fast car beat me?" her, "Sure, why not." Light turns green, I blow him away simply by not burning the hell out of my tires and slipping my clutch all night. I'm surprised as hell, but I figure he's just a dumb ass driver and shrug it off. Pulling into the ice cream place, I park and start walking in to get food. The guy in the VR-4 pulls up, parks next to my car and is like, "Holy shit! Do you have the SR? That car is seriously fast!" I say, "No, it's a sohc KA with a blown head gasket." "Yeah right, let me see it!" Look at girlfriend, she's

"GO ahead, I'll meet you inside." Show him the shit engine, even wipe some of the oil off the side to show him it's crap and say, "AWD should launch better, maybe you need to practice driving?" He says, "Oh, I have new 18's and those tires are damn slippery..." I say, "Yeah, you shouldn't be going nuts then, you know what's wrong, you have a fast car, now learn how to drive it." Then I bought a strawberry shake, it was delicious.
Edit: this happened on a race track, street racing is 'tarded.
