I used to live on a dairy farm in Wisconsin, and had to drive through the barnyard whenever I went somewhere.
So a couple years ago before I moved to SoCal, I bought a little plastic surfboard and hung it off my S13's towhook. Going through the barnyard covered it in cow manure, and it would just pack on more each day until I had a big chunk of manure (about 3") hanging off my rear bumper. You all think you're pimp cause you have stuffed monkeys and whatnot. My car had an actual dingleberry.
