Hello children, you're all going to be a nice shade of pink later on today because im coming up with specific yet gloriously outlandish reasons to pink each and every one you all just because its tuesday and NOBODY likes tuesdays.
I'm scheming. Are you looking? This is my scheming face. -->
In all seriousness, my name is Jay, my car is black and ironically, so am i. I think the internet is a complete joke. Hence the reason i take maaaaybe 1/64 of it seriously. Dont be dumb with your internet allowances on here and there wont be any ownage. I spend entirely too much time on here and that is all you need to know. Good day sir!
Fwiw, i'm bored here at work.
