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SR20Fastback · 05-05-2002, 01:57 AM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DuffMan @ May 05 2002,12:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">drumroll please...

HOW TO PASS SMOG IN CALI WITH AN SR SWAP:

Step 1: Disconnect hood release cable.

Step 2: Remove/hide anything conspicous looking on the car like gauges, aftermarket rims, ect.

Step 3: Find an attractive female that you are on friendly terms with.

Step 4: Explain to her the situation. Have her take the car in to get smogged, and have her tell the attendant that "her hood is broken" and she doesn't know anything about cars, and can't afford to have it fixed, because all her money goes to college or something like that. Hopefully they will let it go. Make sure she understands that she has to go to a male attendant for this to work. Preferably a younger, guilable-looking male.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thats Pure and Simple...Genious

05-05-2002, 01:57 AM	#4
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0)	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DuffMan @ May 05 2002,12:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">drumroll please... HOW TO PASS SMOG IN CALI WITH AN SR SWAP: Step 1: Disconnect hood release cable. Step 2: Remove/hide anything conspicous looking on the car like gauges, aftermarket rims, ect. Step 3: Find an attractive female that you are on friendly terms with. Step 4: Explain to her the situation. Have her take the car in to get smogged, and have her tell the attendant that "her hood is broken" and she doesn't know anything about cars, and can't afford to have it fixed, because all her money goes to college or something like that. Hopefully they will let it go. Make sure she understands that she has to go to a male attendant for this to work. Preferably a younger, guilable-looking male.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> Thats Pure and Simple...Genious __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.