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He loved titties so much he bought his car a bra,
Never seen a bare pair Pops told him be patient, woosah,
While his homies took anatomy in the back of Cougars
He bought 240 parts and X-Box games like a loser.
Instead of securing a wife for the future
He was satisfied looking for one on the computer
Buying wheels he didn't cop four "Only two sir."
"My mom will pick them up in her Isuzu Trooper."
When it came to style he was a Bro Duder
Tightest jeans that gave his knot a neuter.
He tried to grow a beard but he looked like Cooter,
Ben Jones from the Dukes of Hazzard? That looser.
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