[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I would vote for anyone who's reaction to stupid questions sounds like this:
media: "what's your stance on religion?"
candidate: "what? why?"
media: "because the people want to know"
candidate: "why do my religious views have any bearing on how I run a country"
media: "because this is a Catholic country"
candidate: "Because religion is the biggest reason for people dying in the history of the world. Now, will someone please remove that jackass"

It will never happen but I can only wish.